"Dear Roommate,
As a vindication of me as a quite good lookin' girl, I would ask you, Lisa Freeman, to put a site on your blog where you apologize and deeply regret and repent from posting pics of me, your dear and faithful roommate, where I look like a fatty. Yes, yes--that would be an appropriate thing to do indeed, and I would suggest that you put on some real nice pics of me in addition to your apology... like 10 or something. Yes, yes--that would work. Then I will consider forgiving you for this most rude, disrespectable act of yours.
Sincerely,
Gunna"
Ok, dearest roommate, I don't know if this is exactly 10 pictures, but I hope this will suffice as restitution...
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